A revised and expanded edition of the bestselling parody that includes thirty-pages of new text, photos, and contemporary subjects-a clever and fresh historical chronicle. The Sun is now friends with Earth and 7 other planets Pluto: Not cool. What if Facebook had emerged with the Big Bang, and every historical event took place online? Imagine how we´d we see history if . . . On April 15, 1865, Abraham Lincoln updated his status: ´´Taking the missus to the theater´´ God and Stephen Hawking trolled each other in a comment war over the creation of the universe? Alexander the Great ´´checked into´´ all the countries he conquered Irreverent and clever, The History of the World According to Facebook goes back through time, from the beginning of the world to the present, to cover all the major events and eras of human history, such as the Renaissance, the Industrial Revolution, and the Information Age. Wylie Overstreet brings the book up to date with three-dozen pages of additional material on contemporary figures and topics, from Caitlin Jenner to Deflategate to MAGA and Trump. Filled with hundreds of actual figures from across the centuries and thousands of invented statuses, comments, and actions lampooning Facebook users´ penchant for oversharing, abbreviation, self-importance, and lazy jargon, The History of the World According to Facebook defies all attempts at taking the multi-billion user social media platform SRSLY. It is the funniest parody of history and the dawn of man since, well, the dawn of man.
Facebook Marketing opens you up to a whole new world! Whether you are looking to boost your visibility and traffic, master Facebook advertising, or know the best strategies for getting powerful results, this audiobook will give you everything you need to master Facebook marketing. Make yourself visible to the billions of Facebook users. Before you can sell anything, you must first capture the attention of your target audience. You want to find a way to target your ideal customers with a well-placed, strategically formulated message that can stop your customers in their tracks and cause them to sit up and take notice. To do this, you need the right support, the right tools, and more importantly, the right form of marketing. Discover how to use Facebook marketing to make your business a business success. I´m sure you are eager to use every tool at your disposal to advance your business. This audiobook is a fresh tool that can easily help you get the most out of Facebook marketing. Facebook makes it easy for you establish a clear identity and develop a strong online presence. It allows you to position yourself to most effectively reach the people who are the hungriest for what you have to offer. Learn great strategies to make money from your marketing. Marketing doesn´t have to be expensive. I can show you how to use Facebook marketing to get the most out of your marketing dollars. It costs less than you might expect. I will also show you how to promote your business so as to maximize profits. Facebook has a host of free marketing tools to help you plan, track, and evaluate your marketing efforts. This audiobook describes them and will help you make the most of each one. An untouched world of customers awaits you. Start marketing the right way: Get this audiobook now! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gail L. Chaffee. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/121972/bk_acx0_121972_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Celebrate What´s Right with the World!: Dewitt Jones and the Facebook Celebrate Tribe
Facebook´s founding is legend: In a Harvard dorm, wunderkind Mark Zuckerberg invented a new way to connect with friends...and the rest is history. But for the people who actually molded this great idea into a game-changing $300 billion company, the experience was far more tumultuous and uncertain than we might expect. Mike Hoefflinger was one of those Facebook insiders. As a computer engineer turned marketing innovator who worked with COO Sheryl Sandberg, Hoefflinger had a front-row seat to the company´s growing pains, stumbles, and reinventions. Becoming Facebook tells the coming-of-age story of the now venerable giant. Filled with insights and anecdotes from crises averted and challenges solved, the book tracks the company´s development, uncovering lessons learned on its way to greatness: How Facebook recovered from its ´´disastrous´´ IPO How the growth team achieved the impossible Why Facebook´s News Feed ads were the company´s most important business decision ever How Google+ attacked and lost Why - and how - Instagram and WhatsApp were added to the mix What the company does to win the talent wars What makes Zuckerberg, Sandberg, Cox, and other A-teamers tick Which products and technical advancements are on the horizon and why And much more Intimate, fast paced, and deeply informative, Becoming Facebook shares the true story of how Zuckerberg joined the ranks of iconic CEOs like Steve Jobs, Larry Page, and Jeff Bezos - as Facebook grows up, overcomes setbacks, and works to connect the world. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nicholas Techosky. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030119/bk_adbl_030119_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In a little more than half a decade, Facebook has gone from a dorm-room novelty to a company with 500 million users - and an essential part of the social life not only of teenagers but hundreds of millions of adults worldwide. As Facebook spreads around the globe, it creates surprising effects - even becoming instrumental in political protests. Veteran technology reporter David Kirkpatrick had the full cooperation of Facebook´s key executives in researching this fascinating history. Kirkpatrick tells us how Facebook was created, why it has flourished, and where it is going next. He chronicles its successes and missteps, and gives readers the most complete assessment anywhere of founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg, the central figure in the company´s remarkable ascent. This is the Facebook story that can be found nowhere else. Kirkpatrick shows how Zuckerberg refused to compromise, insistently focusing on growth over profits and preaching that Facebook must dominate (his word) communication on the Internet. In the process, he and a small group of key executives have created a company that has changed social life in the United States and elsewhere, a company that has become a ubiquitous presence in marketing, and one that has altered politics, business, and even our sense of our own identity. This is the Facebook Effect. This special edition also includes an exclusive conversation between the author and Randi Zuckerberg, who offers unique insight as a marketer at Facebook and the CEO´s sister. You´ll hear them talk about major company milestones, high-profile product launches, and the CEO´s growth - emotionally and experientially - as a leader. They also discuss the controversial issues surrounding Facebook´s privacy policies. 1. Language: English. Narrator: David Kirkpatrick. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/002403/bk_adbl_002403_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.