Black Mirror White Christmas is a chilling feature-length seasonal special of the critically-acclaimed drama series, starring Jon Hamm, Rafe Spall and Oona Chaplin. And it’s the most mind-bending episode yet, consisting of three interwoven stories brimming with near-future madness. In a mysterious and remote snowy outpost, Matt (Jon Hamm) and Potter (Rafe Spall), share a Christmas meal together and swap creepy tales of their earlier lives in the outside world. Matt is a charismatic American trying to bring the reserved, secretive Potter out of his shell. Are both men who they appear to be? Along the way we see Matt offering an unusual form of romantic guidance to an inexperienced young man, watch Great (Oona Chaplin) thrust headlong into a nightmarish world of ‘smart’ gadgetry, and explore what might happen if you could 'block' people in real life, just as you can on Facebook or Twitter. All three stories are bound together into a suitably unsettling whole. Fans of eerie Christmas stories are in for a treat…
This book delves deep into the decadent desires of bondage lovers. This collection of unrestrained erotica is filled with tales of couple-friendly kink that spill the secrets of men and women who love to be tied, teased, and pleased. These amorous adventurers find that a coil of rope or a pair of cuffs can unlock sensual fantasies of submission, and indulging in such captivating play sets their passion free. Novice fetishists and experienced players become inspired by these bold tales of bondage bliss from Penthouse Variations magazine. Kink is coming out of the (well-equipped) closet and entering the mainstream thanks to pop culture and sites like wildly popular Fetlife, the "Facebook for fetishes" with millions of users, Kink.com, and even huge events like ComicCon and Wondercon having kink and BDSM workshops. Penthouse Magazine has served up kinky delights to over 360 million readers and goes all the way within this collection of commanding stories. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lia Langola. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/079962/bk_acx0_079962_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sunshine and Ocean Waves is a collection of short stories Justin Murphy has adapted from poems he wrote for friends on Facebook. One story is "The Rainstorm" where a man pursues a reluctant singer to showcase her talents in a Paris café. Another involving the dragon who faced off against King Arthur telling his side of the conflict before resurfacing as a womanizer in Swinging 60s London. Other stories include an old cowboy dying just as a young astronaut takes flight, a chess match that turns violent. A couple of tales at the beach about tragedy and the loss of friendship and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ellery Truesdell. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/066549/bk_acx0_066549_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This collection of essays ranges all over everywhere. From spelling mistakes to SkyMall, Old Testament marriage to Christian t-shirts, Will Nuessle bounces around many interesting, thought-provoking, and hilarious topics - and entirely without meaning to, also shares some subtle wisdom about parenting, Christmas, bachelorhood, and why you don’t take your wife to a burlesque show. Will is a small business owner, primary caregiver, and sometime stand-up comic living in Denver, Colorado, whose essay topics include "How to Ruin Facebook Posts II (the Quiz!)", "Institutionalized (go marriage!)", another round of "Sarcastic Fairy Tales with Churchkey (Pinocchio!)", and ever so much more.“Buckle up, buttercup,” 'cause both men and women drivers are terrible. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Will Nuessle. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/148365/bk_acx0_148365_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories - if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy-tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Rapunzel getting a bikini wax to Old McDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels. The net result is a madcap trip that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk - in FarmVille). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Eric Martin. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047379/bk_acx0_047379_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Embark on a magical journey by learning how to love books with the greatest adventures from your favorite fairy tales. Spend time with Benjamin Bunny and Chicken Little, follow the Pied Piper through the streets of Hamelin, help the frog prince remove an evil spell, and more! Learning to Read: Fairy Tale Adventures is designed for children, homeschoolers, or ESL learners who will improve their comprehension skills with new vocabulary words. Learning with a book has never been so easy! About the AuthorFaith Sheptoski-Forbush is a veteran school teacher, reading specialist, and blog writer with a master’s degree in reading. Faith is a published author of four other books in her Learning to Read series. Faith, together with her family, enjoys animals, wholesome entertainment, travel and outdoor recreation. For free educational resources follow us on Facebook and Twitter, or visit us at ChristiansForever.com. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Trista Shaye. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/174042/bk_acx0_174042_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A hilarious and touching new installment of Armistead Maupin's beloved Tales of the City series. Twenty years have passed since Mary Ann Singleton left her husband and child in San Francisco to pursue her dream of a television career in New York. Now a pair of personal calamities has driven her back to the city of her youth and into the arms of her oldest friend, Michael "Mouse" Tolliver, a gardener happily ensconced with his much-younger husband. Mary Ann finds temporary refuge in the couple's backyard cottage, where, at the unnerving age of 57, she licks her wounds and takes stock of her mistakes. Soon, with the help of Facebook and a few old friends, she begins to reengage with life, only to confront fresh terrors when her checkered past comes back to haunt her in a way she could never have imagined. After the intimate first-person narrative of Maupin's last novel, Michael Tolliver Lives, Mary Ann in Autumn marks the author's return to the multicharacter plotlines and darkly comic themes of his earlier work. Among those caught in Mary Ann's orbit are her estranged daughter, Shawna, a popular sex blogger; Jake Greenleaf, Michael's transgendered gardening assistant; socialite DeDe Halcyon-Wilson; and the indefatigable Anna Madrigal, Mary Ann's former landlady at 28 Barbary Lane. More than three decades in the making, Armistead Maupin's legendary Tales of the City series rolls into a new age, still sassy, irreverent, and curious, and still exploring the boundaries of the human experience with insight, compassion, and mordant wit. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Armistead Maupin. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/002337/bk_harp_002337_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Tales of Heartache, Hope and Humour for Every Kind of Family.Hundreds of thousands of fans flock to the PTWM blog and Facebook page purely because Rachaele is genuine and incredibly honest and has created a supportive online community where parents (and nonparents) can go for respite. Her message is clear: not everyone is a perfect mum with a nice house, a steady marriage and 2.5 children. We lead messy, complicated lives. For Rachaele, blogging is about shining a light on very real ups and downs (from having fun with your beautiful kids and watching them grow to meltdowns, domestic violence, bullying and more). This audiobook will tackle these issues head on (with plenty of swearing along the way) and show Part-Time Working Mummy's life in all its brilliantly chaotic glory, with epic mess-ups, achievements and everything in between. Framed by Rachaele's own experiences and packed with lessons learned from experience, it's about the best, the worst and the okay times in a 'normal' family. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Rachaele Hambleton. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/orio/001833/bk_orio_001833_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.