A comprehensive treatment of all the important points about all of Facebook would require a multivolume specialized encyclopedia of thousands of hours of content. That is not happening here. To bring the focus back to my little audiobook about my small corner of Facebook: I start the audiobook with my wall posts of July 12, 2014 and travel back in time to March 11, 2014. I did not include any of my friends´ responses to any of my posts, to respect their privacy. In this short audiobook, I have included poetry I have written, memes covered by fair-use copyright laws, and my own personal captions on my own posts, whenever I felt they added color. I do not always date posts in this audiobook, as I don´t always date women who express an interest in me. All´s fair in love and Facebook, my friends. To be completely transparent, my subtitle, ´´Sex, Lies, and My Crazy Life in New York City´´ is based on keywords to generate listeners. Psaw! I want you to know gentlemen still exist. I am a gentleman, and a gentleman never kisses and tells in an audiobook. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tyler Cochran. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/038671/bk_acx0_038671_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Are you struggling to find a way you can boost your sales? Do you want to see your business grow like crazy, starting today? Then, my friend, you´re in the right place. Finally revealed: the most profitable social media marketing secrets and strategies! Nowadays, you need to develop your social media marketing skills in order to get over your competition. That´s a fact: Your competitors know how to use social media marketing to boost their sales! The most popular sites on the web are social media sites: Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, Tumblr, and Twitter. People can also use them on their smartphones! Imagine how huge of an opportunity this is for your business and for your future! In the olden times, advertising a product or service was very limited. Depending on the media you used, the scope and coverage was obviously limited. Now, in a span of an hour, your post can go viral and get millions of views. As of January 2014, 74 percent of online adults in North America used social networking sites, and that number leaps to 89 percent for the 18 to 29 age range. See the power of social media in today’s marketing? Getting to know the features of these platforms will help you ease your tactics in to win your business customers. In a survey conducted by Hubspot, 92 percent of the businesses in 2014 have acknowledged the importance of social media in their growth. Do you want to be left behind? Do you want to keep biting the dust of other´s success? Now it´s time for you to be successful! In this audiobook, you´ll learn: A step-by-step guide on how to use Facebook for social media marketing. The power of Instagram and YouTube: Visual content is getting popular in social media because it can immediately attract people! Twitter for social media marketing: a step-by-step formula. Tumblr- and blog-marketing strategies! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Steven Meysenburg. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/118672/bk_acx0_118672_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Are you ready to dominate social media in 2019? Do you need the latest, up-to-date social media marketing strategies to boost your business, and make serious money? Social media is the only form of advertising that has any affect on your audience. If you need to get your message across, it’s now possible for your audience to log in to their own devices, discover your brand, and give you an edge of authority over your competition.Why does this consistently work?There are plenty of things that you can do to market yourself online, including dropping thousands of dollars on ads that may or may not work. But if you are really looking for engagement, it’s not about your ad spend budget, it’s about being able to relate to people and making them want to listen.In the Social Media Marketing Guide, you’re going to get cutting-edge marketing strategies that we have proven over and over again. We’ve watched our clients spend less time with the right message and reach the right audience who are looking to buy from them.You will discover:Evergreen strategies for what´s working and what´s notExact steps for your social media marketing for Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and InstagramSuccess secrets from companies with crazy high ROIPractical tips you can use right nowHow to hone in on new media to get the first mover advantage Hacks for authentic engagement for your Instagram audienceDominate your YouTube competition with an effective guideAnd more!If you’re ready to cut down you’re the time you spend marketing, while increasing your engagement and return on investment, then you need to listen to this audiobook now! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Heath Douglass. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/144101/bk_acx0_144101_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
What´s the first thing a woman does when she thinks she might be pregnant? She Googles. And it goes downhill from there. While the internet is full of calming and cheerily supportive articles, it´s also littered with hyper-judgmental message boards and heaps of contradictory and scolding information. Motherhood Smotherhood takes parents through the trenches of new parenting, warning listeners of the pleasures and perils of mommy blogs, new parent groups, self-described ´´lactivists´´, sleep fascists, incessant trend pieces on working versus non-working mothers, and the place where free time and self-esteem goes to die: Pinterest (back away from the hand-made flower headbands for baby!). JJ Keith interweaves discussions of what ´´it takes a village´´ really means (hint: a lot of unwanted advice from elderly strangers who may have grown up in actual villages) and a take-down of the rising ´´make your own baby food´´ movement (just mush a banana with a fork!) with laugh-out-loud observations about the many mistakes she made as a frantic new mother with too much access to high speed internet and a lot of questions. Keith cuts to the truth - whether it´s about ´´perfect´´ births, parenting gurus, the growing tide of vaccine rejecters, the joy of blanketing Facebook with baby pics, or germophobia - to move conversations about parenting away from experts espousing blanket truths to amateurs relishing in what a big, messy pile of delight and trauma having a baby is. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Karen White. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021083/bk_adbl_021083_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
If you´re sick and tired of Spanish programs that teach Spanish in the ´´slow lane´´ and you´re ready to step on the gas and accelerate in the ´´fast lane´´ then keep reading.... Perhaps you´ve already purchased another learning-Spanish program or two. Or maybe you´ve purchased several and still feel you’re unable to speak Spanish with complete confidence. Or maybe you’re an absolute beginner. In any case, you may be thinking that you’ll have to spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars on learning Spanish programs and/or private Spanish classes to take your Spanish to the next level. Fortunately, there´s no need to spend a ton of money and move at a snail´s pace in order to learn to speak Spanish with complete confidence. Fast Lane Spanish will empower you to step on the gas and peel rubber, taking you from beginner level - or even absolute beginner level - all the way to a level where you speak real Latin American conversational Spanish - and with complete confidence. Take a peek at what I have in store for you: Over 26 hours of authentic Latin American audio Spanish lessonsCore program has 56 audio Spanish lessons - each lasting about 30 minutesFour bonus Spanish lessons to help you master conversational SpanishSystem that will allow you to master conjugating Spanish verbsMethod that can be used to learn Spanish in the carPDF transcripts to all lessonsOnly native Spanish-speaking voice actors so you develop an authentic Latin American Spanish accentMembership to Learning Spanish Like Crazy members only Facebook group And most importantly, a fun and engaging teaching method that will have you looking forward to practicing with this program - and the more you practice, the more you learn. To move out of the learning-Spanish ´´slow lane´´ and step on the gas in order to ´´peel rubber´´ in the learnin 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Ramos-Collins, Paul Rodriguez, Juan Noble. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/142145/bk_acx0_142145_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This hilarious, irreverent, and profoundly honest memoir explores our cultural obsession with social media and dares to ask: Who is the real you, and what is the story you tell others? At age 26 Dave Cicirelli found himself at a crossroads. While his friends on Facebook appeared to have lives of nonstop accomplishments, his early adulthood felt disappointingly routine. So one October morning, Dave announced on Facebook that he was dropping everything and heading west. Many thought him brave - or crazy. No one guessed he was lying. ´´Fake Dave´´ set off on a wild adventure, toilet papering an Amish horse and buggy, freight hopping with a farmer´s daughter, and being kidnapped by a religious cult. But the online prank quickly became a social experiment. People began connecting over his journey, and some were inspired to change their own lives. But as Fake Dave´s popularity grew, the real Dave became increasingly isolated, struggling with the implications of his secret. Clever, funny, and surprisingly candid, Fakebook is a true memoir of our digital age. It explores what the old ideas of reputation and relationships mean in our new world of constant connection and ultimately asks: How do you draw the line between your virtual self and who you really are? And can you discover yourself on a journey that never took place? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Scott Aiello. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/020183/bk_adbl_020183_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Mental illness, meet Match.com. Is casual flirtation being ruined by an epidemic of ´´crazy, armed, and dangerous´´? Just imagine: You meet a guy at the coffee shop, and then friend him on Facebook, but he turns out to be too creepy, so you block him. Then he turns out to have targeted and killed other women just like you. Susie reads a blog entry from a woman who met a mentally ill man who ´´loved´´ Asian women to the point of obsession. When they wouldn´t go out with him, he murdered them. Next, Susie has some good medical news about chlamydia. Scientists are one step closer to a chlamydia vaccine. Sexually transmitted diseases are among the oldest, most persistent, and most widespread of maladies, so why has it taken so long to develop these drugs? Susie says it´s prudishness. Then, it´s our ´´Try this a Home´´ mailbag. Susie has a letter from a listener who asks, ´´What are your best tips for great outdoor sex?´´ Hint: Keep the bug spray handy! Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to email@example.com. [Episode 667, July 24, 2015] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/150724/pf_suzy_150724_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
How to Find a Job in the 21st Century? (And a job that doesn´t actually suck.) It´s a question every job seeker has asked themselves. (Usually in the midst of filling out their 253rd Monster job application.) Oh sure there was a time when following the usual old boring tips on how to find a job were sufficient - you know: create a resume, network, fill out a bunch of applications until you get carpal tunnel. But these days the competition is way too stiff. The economy way too sucky. And the task of making an impression on a total stranger far too difficult. These days to truly learn how to find a job you love, and one that doesn´t simply crush your soul and help you with your car payment, you´ve got to be smart. You´ve got to be focused. You´ve got to use all the modern, kick-ass, job-seeking social-media goodness at your disposal. And that´s what this book is all about. Because I´ve learned firsthand the power of social media for job seekers. First as an applicant - nobody has filled out more Career Builder applications than I have - and then as a hiring manager. And I´ve seen how social media for the job seeker isn´t about how many Twitter followers, or how many ´´likes´´ you got on your latest Facebook update. It´s about using social media to make you an unstoppable reservoir expert awesomeness in your field... ...and help convince employers that you are a) competent b) trustworthy and c) not a psychotic crazy person. (That last one is more important than you´d think.) Now this doesn´t mean you shouldn´t continue to follow the same tips on how to find a job online that you´ve come across in the past. But it´s my hope that this audiobook will help you go beyond the usual cliched advice and give you some tangible, real suggestions on how to break through the gatekeepers and get your resume (and your face) in front of decision makers who can help you find a job. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gregory Zarcone. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/015698/bk_acx0_015698_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were.... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life, has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. In the land of Sin, you´d think I´d get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins, and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre/half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin´ sword, calm Mother Nature´s unmedicated mood swings, and make sure Mr. Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that´s unholy, I thought Ethan´s Vampyre family was crazy.... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Almasy. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/025797/bk_adbl_025797_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.